What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?