Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?