Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?