What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?