How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is the smallest lion?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?