What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What are you studying in math?
How was the wedding?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?