What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?