What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Where does breakfast live?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?