What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which former US President was always cold?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?