What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?