Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?