What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?