What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
