What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Where is the coldest place to work?