Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What tree has the most bark?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?