What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
