What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
The museum curator needed a break.
How long will dinner be?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What horn never makes a sound?