Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?