What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
When does a horse talk?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?