What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?