What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
A MoonPie®.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?