What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?