What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What does the sun drink out of?