Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Where do goldfish go camping?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?