Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Why was the mime upset?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What time is your dentist appointment?