What does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
When fish play football, who is the captain?