What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do colds go on vacation?