Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What does the sun drink out of?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
When should baseball players wear armor?