Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
What day is your mom always right?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Where do religious school children practice sports?