What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?