Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
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When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?