Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
They were all from the same litter!
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?