What does winter fat turn into?
Spring rolls.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?