What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
When do astronauts eat?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?