Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?