What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What car can't keep a secret?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?