What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
What do elves learn in school?
What day is your mom always right?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What nationality is Santa Claus?