What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?