What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?