What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?