Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?