What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
When do astronauts eat?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What says: oom oom oom?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?