Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
What's the richest basketball team?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which bug is related to you?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?