How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?