What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's good for both poker and theater?