What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?