What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are turtles so shy?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?