What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a retired cowboy?