What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the most athletic footwear?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?