What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the dog do so well in school?